But, the headline is, he has been moved out of ICU and into a Progressive Room. This is what's called a step-down room, and is, brace yourselves for this elaborate explanation, a room between ICU and Standard.
He went from having his nurse care for two patients to having his nurse care for four. Today's nurse is from Michigan (which I figured out within moments, because I'd know that accent anywhere. My Michigan-born parents did not appear to hear it.)
This forced inertia has taught me some things about television. Frightening things. Here they are:
1. If you have any sort of job that involves wild animals or what seems like a job you could not possibly make any money at, you can get a show on the Discovery Channel or one of its subsidiaries.
Gator Boys: http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/gator-boys
Treehouse Masters: http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/treehouse-masters
2. Every village needs an idiot. Sometimes two. Naked and Afraid is actually a show. One I won't be watching. http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/naked-and-afraid
3. I could never work at home full-time. Because the TV options are increasingly brain-atrophying.
As you can tell, busy day here at Baptist South, where their cafeteria is open on alternate Thursdays when the moon is full and the sun doesn't shine. (Last sentence courtesy of Trink, who is still knitting. I suspect this will be a theme.)
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